A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of d.ung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more d.ung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree.
Moral of the Story: Bulls.hit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.
You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
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Sprint, did you see your computer according to Davdah? (p. 506) LOL! Do we post his cross-dressing pic now?
Hi NF4N, welcome to the gang. Nice face really. You're the only one courageous enough to post a real face here (I'm assuming that's you of course). LOL! Yup, Mike's the boss here and we get paid with miniskirts. LOL!
Jeanine, I can understand you, I'm not techie too. I learned about that only when I did it by mistake. Proudie and the others can teach you, it was Proudie who taught me about the pics.
Boss Mike, good to see you here again! Do I get a raise for inviting NF4N? I've got Cuban cigars too, so let's all go to Vegas when Aroha gets here. LOL!
And to everyone else, hello!
Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.
@White: thanks for your humor....I wonder how long it took for you to think this through and worth writing it down...next time, please save me from messages like this. Thank you! @Proud: hello, yeah, I am enjoying my time! It is nice...really nice! @Mrs.B: have a nice day!
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
Posts: 561 | Location: Davis, CA, USA | Registered: 08-23-2003
Originally posted by Jeanine: @White: thanks for your humor....I wonder how long it took for you to think this through and worth writing it down...next time, please save me from messages like this. Thank you! @Proud: hello, yeah, I am enjoying my time! It is nice...really nice! @Mrs.B: have a nice day!
Who said the humor was dedicated for you? Women and illusion are two cojoined siblings
I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.
You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
Posts: 1617 | Location: For Women In Your Heart | Registered: 05-05-2008
Originally posted by Sprint_girl07: Thank you JC!! My computer problems fixed
(fingers crossed lol)
Do you know what it was?
Yeah it seems it was the my anti virus program that was doing this. Ended up deleting all programs that had any spyware or antivirus on my computer. Hopefully I will be ok now
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
Originally posted by Sprint_girl07: Thank you JC!! My computer problems fixed
(fingers crossed lol)
Do you know what it was?
Yeah it seems it was the my anti virus program that was doing this. Ended up deleting all programs that had any spyware or antivirus on my computer. Hopefully I will be ok now
On Vista Right??? Which Antivirus/Spyware Program?
No, not Vista, that is on my son's laptop. On mine its WinXP.
I am not sure which one was the cause but it could have been Spybot or Spy..oops I forgot the name. JC might remember. Antivirus progs.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
Spybot is the Only free Program That Is Legit!!! But Not Vista Compatible Yet. If You Can? Try the New Nod32. It Is More User Friendly Now. But Since You Online Bank. You Need Strong Security. Buy It On Disk. Do Not Download Protection From The Internet! Never Do Free Trial!!! OMG!! Never!!!
I Hate Those That Decieve!! Only Spyware Doctor Is Ok Now. Spy Anything Else Is Criminallll!!!
Antivirus Good = Nod, Zonealarm, ******. Antivirus Bad = Kasper****y, Mccafee, Norton!!! EEEEEKKKK!!!
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When you and J have time again, I think we need to look at something else that is causing the probs
Maybe it is that other program that I can't find to delete.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
Thanks A, give me 10 mins, my screen is frozen and have to reboot.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
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Got It. One You Downloaded from The internet. 
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I spoke too soon!! 
Antivirus And spywares Dont like each Other!