Originally posted by JermCool:
quote:
A british joke I received...equivalent to the redneck jokes
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne and Dwayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DWAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or DWAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
OK - one more time. Surname = Last Name. So if she wants to talk to the Dwayne's individually, she uses their last name...
...meaning they all have different last names.
...different fathers.
...10 of them.
NOW are we getting it? LOL
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