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quote: I still don't get it! Care to let on?
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Time to go to bed now, you guys are no fun tonight!  Hope to catch some tomorrow  Good night Sprint, Proud, Davdah and ALL ! E. 
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quote: Originally posted by JermCool: quote: I still don't get it! Care to let on?
Surname = Last Name
lol - I'm a lost cause tonight, because that clue didn't help, JC. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FORUM TONIGHT? Yes, I am shouting - lol! Maybe I should go to bed and this will all be a crazy dream tomorrow - lol! 
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Nite E...
I just PM Sam!
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quote: Originally posted by OldE: Time to go to bed now, you guys are no fun tonight! Hope to catch some tomorrow Good night Sprint, Proud, Davdah and ALL ! E.
Nite, E! I think I should soon follow because I am totally lost here tonight - lol! Maybe a good night's sleep will do us all some good!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: A british joke I received...equivalent to the redneck jokes
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne and Dwayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DWAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or DWAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
OK - one more time. Surname = Last Name. So if she wants to talk to the Dwayne's individually, she uses their last name... ...meaning they all have different last names. ...different fathers. ...10 of them. NOW are we getting it? LOL
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| Posts: 805 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 05-16-2008 | |
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quote: Originally posted by JermCool: quote: A british joke I received...equivalent to the redneck jokes
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne and Dwayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DWAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or DWAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
OK - one more time. Surname = Last Name. So if she wants to talk to the Dwayne's individually, she uses their last name... ...meaning they all have different last names. ...different fathers. ...10 of them. NOW are we getting it? LOL
You posted late on that joke, JC. I'm not taking responsibility for my ignorance this time - lol!!!!!!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: Originally posted by JermCool:
Oh, sure. Blame the guy in Las Vegas. We're easy targets.
lol - no worries, no blame. Just funnin' with you!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: Originally posted by OldE: Time to go to bed now, you guys are no fun tonight! Hope to catch some tomorrow Good night Sprint, Proud, Davdah and ALL ! E.
We were waiting for you to give us some fun E lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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Where's FixIt? Did I scare him away? lol
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC:
Where's FixIt? Did I scare him away? lol
He wasn't man enough Proud..he was embarrassed God's gift he obviously thinks he is lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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Men are unbelievable cowards these days! They fluff you up and then don't have any follow through - lol. No wonder Viagra has such a market !
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC:
Men are unbelievable cowards these days! They fluff you up and then don't have any follow through - lol. No wonder Viagra has such a market !
I'll stick to the lawnmower I think lol Just want to find that cuddler now ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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I'm with you on that one!!!!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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Jc..where is Aroha? Or is it her night right now? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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quote: Originally posted by JermCool:
You both realize I'm still here, right?
LOL yes JC, sorry mate lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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quote: Originally posted by JermCool:
You both realize I'm still here, right?
Of course we do, JC. You were the designated audience - lol! Always happy to share - lol!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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