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I'm sorry. This is all getting too wierd for me tonight. Can't keep people straight. Too many alter identities - lol! 
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Only real Pirates can stick around here! 
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Okay, guess I'm not pirate enough - lol! Been away from the Caribbean too long - but this stuff has gotten very strange here tonight.
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: Okay, guess I'm not pirate enough - lol! Been away from the Caribbean too long - but this stuff has gotten very strange here tonight.
I agree ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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You girls can't be serious!
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quote: I'm sorry. This is all getting too wierd for me tonight. Can't keep people straight. Too many alter identities - lol!
I really dunno why the board allow this really! I hope Sam is aware of this. |
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quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Let me know when you wanna do bull riding
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quote: Originally posted by FixIt: quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Oh Heaven ! Need a hand or company.
Nope - am in good shape here! Why not PM me and give me more details in private - lol!
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quote: Originally posted by davdah:
Sprint, a question. Whats the deal with Middlesex and Essex? I saw it mentioned in the Nigerian thread.
Not much Davdah, apart from there is alot of jokes about Essex Girls, like the Blonde jokes. |
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quote: Originally posted by davdah:
Sprint, a question. Whats the deal with Middlesex and Essex? I saw it mentioned in the Nigerian thread.
Essex (county) is known for the common type of girls and boys. Girls are said to be easy and boys think they are studs. Essex girls were known to wear white boots (lol) and leg warmers, boys..dunno but did have furry dice in their Capris. It is a reputation that Essex girls and boys had for years, but now it is more for Chavs.? Common as muck but wealthy too. Middlesex..is a county but really known as Greater London now. Surrey is a county too..so it is just pure banter between us..as Jake and Brittie are from Surrey, and me London/Middlesex, and JK lived there for a while too. As long as I am not called an Essex girl, Im ok lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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quote: Originally posted by FixIt: quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Oh Heaven ! Need a hand or company.
I think tweezers and a magnifying glass would do the job for you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.3224 (TTY) Anonymous & Confidential Help 24/7 |
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quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by FixIt: quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Oh Heaven ! Need a hand or company.
Nope - am in good shape here! Why not PM me and give me more details in private - lol!
Private and exclusive, my night is going to be wonderful. |
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quote: Originally posted by Jake01:
A british joke I received...equivalent to the redneck jokes
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne and Dwayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DWAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or DWAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
Here ya go Davdah, An Essex Girl Joke! |
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quote: Originally posted by FixIt: quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by FixIt: quote: Originally posted by ProudUSC: quote: Originally posted by OldE: You girls can't be serious!
I'm quite serious. Just strange things going on here. I don't want to catch any contagious diseases here tonight - that's the feeling I have. Shower time!!
Oh Heaven ! Need a hand or company.
Nope - am in good shape here! Why not PM me and give me more details in private - lol!
Private and exclusive, my night is going to be wonderful.
Bring it on - don't be shy! I'm not!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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quote: Originally posted by davdah: Now I get it.  I just saw the common few letters between the two and figured a connection. My mind has been rotted. LOL.
I still don't get it! Care to let on?
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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