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Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!


Yeah I read that too Jake

realy creepy
 
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I think I scared CM with a pirate on a pink tutu! lol your fault Sprint
 
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Hey Guys, Im Gonna Change This Avatar soon.


change it to yoda


YODA???? Yuckkkk!!! His Manlyhood To Tiny! I Need Cute And LONG, Thick!!!! More Like The Real!!! Wink
CMON, Some Things Are Important Not To Neglect! GEEEEEEZZZZ!!!! Roll Eyes
 
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ok Im off ... sleeping

Nite Sprint, Jake and CM.
 
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I think I scared CM with a pirate on a pink tutu! lol your fault Sprint


SEEEE??? you Guys Too Strong! You Scare All The Guys Off!!! Roll Eyes Ok, Thats It! No More Mr. Nice Guy! Both Of You Go To Your Rooms! The Spankings Will Commence Shortly!!! Big Grin
YAWNNNN. Im Too Tired To Play With You Brattys. Goodnight.
 
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Nite Speed..im off soon myself..catch ya later..I hope to find Cm with a tutu lol


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God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Smile
Mr S.U.
 
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No tutu for me give all to Mike LOL!

Ok guys I'm out catch you all laterzzz


Peace OUT!!!


"Until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes everywhere will be war"...................BOB MARLEY
 
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Nite CM..enjoy LOL


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God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Smile
Mr S.U.
 
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OK, I dont know if many of you know, but I love Elephants, I collect them (ornaments) not the real thing LOL, anyway I came across this, thought it was well Cool,.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk
 
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Thats cool Jake!


Hey do you remember the good old days lol

Remember this link that Mike posted of a video of S12 and SOM fighting?
It was soooo funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XolZ4-ZTmig&mode=related&search=


(Sorry S12 and SOM..but you have to admit it was funny) Wink


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God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Smile
Mr S.U.
 
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Tax Rebate

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of the money will go to China

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we spend it on new computers, all the money will go to India , or Pakistan for tech support and none will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep that money here at home is drink domestic beer or spend it on prostitution, as those are the only businesses still in the U.S.
 
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Some quotes I found that I thought funny

Snapdragons

I just wanted you to know I've entered the snapdragon part of my life....

Part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin'

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I dont skinny dip

I chunky dunk

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Dear IRS

I would like to cancel my subscription -
please remove me from your mailing list
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I only have a kitchen because
It came with the house.
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Im not 40 something
Im $34.95 Plus
shipping and handling
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I dont have hot flashes
I have short, private vacations
in the tropics
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A balanced diet is
chocolate in both hands
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Born free
now I'm expensive
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A good friends is someone who thinks
you're a good egg,
even though you're slightly cracked.
 
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here's one especially for Sprint to try out !!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out
tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing
karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to
dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to
look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to
pee in this parking lot or on the side of
the road.
10.I must be going home now, as I have to work
in the morning.
 
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Thats cool Jake!


Hey do you remember the good old days lol

Remember this link that Mike posted of a video of S12 and SOM fighting?
It was soooo funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XolZ4-ZTmig&mode=related&search=


(Sorry S12 and SOM..but you have to admit it was funny) Wink


that video will always be remembered, it was so funny
 
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It was a classic!! lol

I am sure S12 and SOM must have chuckled at it too. Big Grin


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Oh in case Sam checks by and reads through tonights postings..please look at the video..its very funny Smile Big Grin


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OK Guys, I'll probably get banned for this, but its worth the risk, cos I thought it was funny....

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world

Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms – It’s a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!

Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate
 
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I am sure many of you have read this one, but here it is for the one that haven't seen it, it is such a Sweet story.......

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big 'F' at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a joy to be around..'

His second grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle.'

His third grade teacher wrote, 'His mother's death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't taken.'

Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class.'!

By now, Mrs. Thompson realised the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper that he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But she stifled the children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on he r wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, 'Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mum used to.'

After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded.By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her 'teacher's pets..'

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.

Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honours.He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to go a little further.The letter explained that she was still the best and favourite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer.... The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson's ear, 'Thank you Mrs. Thompson for believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference'

Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back She said, 'Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you.'

(For you that don't know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr.at Iowa Methodist in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)

Warm someone's heart today. . . pass this along. I love this story so very much, I cry every time I read it. Just try to make a difference in someone's life today? tomorrow? just 'do it'.

Random acts of kindness, I think they call it!
 
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Now if it all ended up with him having s-e-x with his teacher in conference room and being caught by dean the day before his award of Professorship (with subsequent dismissal,total destruction of his career and return to old ways, with teacher smiling very cleverly, in Sun Tzu style) - now that would be a story to share !!!


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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.

Salvador Dali
 
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