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Davdah: I hear you are into airplanes?


I've been found out! (lol). Yes, took up flying a while back. By the looks of your avitar I'd say your guilty of it too.


So how do you know a good plane? Is it the beauty, engine, or the thrust?


A little of all of the above. She has to have clean slender lines. The motor should pur strongly yet not produce noise above a gentle whisper. The thrust should be pronounced and firm.


ROFLMAO!!! Good one Davdah!


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I miss having a good curry house on my doorstep, they seem to be few and far between over here, espec. in OK


Before or after having been eaten Jake? LOL


it took me 2 or 3 times to read this, then it clicked or the penny dropped, that was gross YUK!
 
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it took me 2 or 3 times to read this, then it clicked or the penny dropped, that was gross YUK!


Ah the penny dropped Wink


We voted Democrat. They'll be no need to sneak in anymore
 
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I wasn't implying anything naughty. Who me?! never would do such a thing.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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I wasn't implying anything naughty. Who me?! never would do such a thing.


It's Sprint's dirty mind, she has thrusting on the brain, as well as many other obsene words LOL
 
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Sorry to hear that. I was going to mention the requirements for soft landings. With just the slightest squeel when the rubber meets its intended target.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Davdah, do you live near Loop 410 in San Antonio ?


"Until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes everywhere will be war"...................BOB MARLEY
 
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And take offs that leap when in rotation with a steep angle of attack.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Sorry to hear that. I was going to mention the requirements for soft landings. With just the slightest squeel when the rubber meets its intended target.


LOL Big Grin


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A british joke I received...equivalent to the redneck jokes

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

'How many children?' asks the council worker.

'10' replies the Essex girl.

'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'

'Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne and Dwayne.'

'Doesn't that get confusing?'

'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DWAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or DWAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'

'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.

'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
 
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Oh Proud..do you want a visitor in mid July? Big Grin

Son is off to Dallas..me free! LOL


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Nice one Jake!


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lol..She's been around the block LOL!


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Davdah, do you live near Loop 410 in San Antonio ?


Yup, sure do. The north west section of leon valley is where the one house is. Im in san diego at the moment though.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Sorry to hear that. I was going to mention the requirements for soft landings. With just the slightest squeel when the rubber meets its intended target.


Cessna Or Learjet??? Quick Answer? Im Not Suppose Be Here. Me BAD!!!!! 2ack2
 
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Ok youre right by my lawyer's office so you can deliver all the curse words for me if he mess up..LOL just kidding Big Grin


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lol..She's been around the block LOL!


More like a door knob. Everyone got a turn.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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lol..She's been around the block LOL!


More like a door knob. Everyone got a turn.


Who has been around the block?


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Sprint, go back to the joke Jake posted Smile


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Ahh ok I get it lol


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