Originally posted by OldE:
'Is it true that American women do not ****?' he asked.
I thought for a moment she was going to explain that she was in fact English but Samantha realised that Dalì would not have appreciated the correction. She smiled instead and went along with the game.
'I love to ****,' she replied. 'But only in private.'
'No, no, no, no, no. It is something chèr ami Salamander you should share. I am writing a book on ****s. It is a Catholic pastime despised by Protestants. I have documentary evidence that Popes are selected by the Archbishops for their ability to ****. When the Pope stands at that little balcony in the Vatican and raises his hand to the crowds in St Peter's Square, what he is doing at that moment is letting go with an enormous ****.'
S E X, Surrealism, Dalì and Me 
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