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I took A friend to luray caverns, Her sister came With other friends. half way Through The tour The guide changed. attractive guy. my Friends Sister looked At My friend/her sister and started poking Her Lips Out repeatedly, raising Eyebrows etc. I Asked/ Hun? Is your Sister Retarded??? HaHa! She said No hunny She Just wants Me To Acknowledge That The Tour guide Is Cute! I said thank God! I Thought She was Having Seizure!!!

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evening all

I'm back..hi Brit4

Sipping Baileys and ice

No, not getting drunk tonight lol

RN..that is soooo funny! ROFLMAO!!

I could just imagine the scene too! lol

In England we had a song..I think it was same song for the tv advert for Heinz Beans.

It went like...


Beans Beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you f art
The more you far the more you eat
Beans Beans are good for your heat

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Originally posted by Brit4064:
evening all

Hi Brit! You arrive at your destination?

Or:

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you f art, the more you f art, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat

hi Sprint n' PUSC..yup I arrived ok

That's good..otherwise we would have to send out a search party for you

quote:

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you f art, the more you f art, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat

Remind me not to sit near u Sprint LOL

quote:

Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
In England we had a song..I think it was same song for the tv advert for Heinz Beans.

It went like...


Beans Beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you f art
The more you far the more you eat
Beans Beans are good for your heat

Nope, the Brits can't claim this one Sprint! LOL! That's been a saying over here forever - lol - since I was in grade school - and that was a loooooong time ago - lol!

The Life Of Salvador Dali

Really? lol Been around England too see I was a young toddler. Not sure where the song came from them. Mind you it was Heinz.

quote:

Originally posted by Brit4064:

quote:

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you f art, the more you f art, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat

Remind me not to sit near u Sprint LOL

Cheers Brit4! LOL Well you better not let me on your plane then...can't get very far in there! LOL

hey E..welcome back again lol

BEANS,

Going Down the highway doin 94, someone let a cutter, blew me out the door, the wind couldnt take it! the Engine fell apart! everone knew sprint let a F art!

E are you into art?

'Is it true that American women do not ****?' he asked.
I thought for a moment she was going to explain that she was in fact English but Samantha realised that Dalì would not have appreciated the correction. She smiled instead and went along with the game.

'I love to ****,' she replied. 'But only in private.'

'No, no, no, no, no. It is something chèr ami Salamander you should share. I am writing a book on ****s. It is a Catholic pastime despised by Protestants. I have documentary evidence that Popes are selected by the Archbishops for their ability to ****. When the Pope stands at that little balcony in the Vatican and raises his hand to the crowds in St Peter's Square, what he is doing at that moment is letting go with an enormous ****.'

S E X, Surrealism, Dalì and Me