I'm cooking up trouble, CM! What about you? lol

i'm microwaving some! no. it's in the slow cooker.

lol, Explora! Oooooh - that's the best kind!

Pork chop for me, you made me hungry for one Proud, when you had them the other night.

Hey Jake! Well, as it turns out, hubby didn't want pork chops that night, so they are in the freezer - lol. He wanted a gyro - I told him have fun - I can't stand those nasty things - lol!

I'm hungry..who's cooking?

Not me - don't cook on weekends! We'll have to wait for CM or Mike to sign on - well I know what we'll get from Mike - beans - lol! But CM has some great recipes up his sleeve - lol!

My son just got in and I can't be bothered to cook just for myself lol

I have steak on my mind now since you guys talked about it...oooh delicious

Mike it will beans for sure lol

Or soup, or oats lol

We need to start posting new recipes for beans for Mike! He must be tired of the same ole same ole - lol!

LOL I agree! He must have bad flatulence with all those beans..don't you think? LOL

Gas mask at the ready lmao

OMG - I was thinking of the same thing, Sprint! Phew!!!! Stinky!!!! lol

That is why he needs so many showers Proud! LOL

If he eats enough beans he could self propell across the border LOL

I really worry about him lighting those cigars!!!!!!

ok peeps be back in an hour if you are around then, must go take a nice relaxing bath, I just cut all the lawns.

LMAO Proud!!!!

We will know if we hear of an unexplained explosion in Mexico now won't we lol

Yep I'll be around Jake..i'm off for something to eat and a shower but bbl

I think Brit4 will be around later too, when he lands at his destination that is lol

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We will know if we hear of an unexplained explosion in Mexico now won't we lol

Now we know the reason for all those earthquakes down there! LOL!

Hi, folks! Talking about beans, here's what I have to share. I found it hilarious...

Baked Beans

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in
love. When it became apparent that we
would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice
and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car
broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called
my husband and told him that I would be
late because I had to walk home. On my way,
I passed by a small diner and the odor
of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would
walk off any 'ill effects' by the time I
reached home, so I stopped at the diner and
before I knew it, I had consumed three
large orders of baked beans. All the way
home, I made sure that I 'released' all the
gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited
to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner
tonight.'

He then blindfolded me and led me to my
chair at the dinner table. I took a seat
and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure was becoming
most unbearable, so while my husband was
out of the room I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and let one
go. It was not only loud, but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over a
skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took
my napkin from my lap and fanned the air
around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped
off three more. The stink was worse than
cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
like this for another few minutes. The
pleasure was indescribable. When
eventually the telephone farewells signaled
the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my napkin,
placed it in my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and
pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologizing for taking so long. He asked
me if I had peeked through the blindfold,
and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold,
and 'twelve dinner guests' seated around the
table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'

I fainted!

OMG, RN - I am rolling on the floor!!!! Too, too funny!!!!!!