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Not gonna pull that woman stuff on me!!! lol... I got a simple mind!!!! lol... getting a headache already! lol
 
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Not gonna pull that woman stuff on me!!! lol... I got a simple mind!!!! lol... getting a headache already! lol


It's ok babe, take a tylenol, headache will go Smile


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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering you women cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao
 
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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink
 
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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink


Oy Rascal!..you are my buddy, be on my side here! lol Big Grin


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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering you women cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao



Oh my heart bleeds Houston,you men get a headache and the world is about to end lol Big Grin Wink


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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink


Oy Rascal!..you are my buddy, be on my side here! lol Big Grin


I Would Hun, Except I Already Have 3 Sides of Myself To deal with! 2cryin 2ack2
 
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Like I said, we all need love! lmao Smile
 
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Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink


Oy Rascal!..you are my buddy, be on my side here! lol Big Grin


I Would Hun, Except I Already Have 3 Sides of Myself To deal with! 2cryin 2ack2


Rascal..then have 4 sides!! lmao What is one more? lol


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Like I said, we all need love! lmao Smile



winkiss You can have that too Smile



Where are all the women here to back me up? lol


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Originally posted by Houston:
Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink


Oy Rascal!..you are my buddy, be on my side here! lol Big Grin


I Would Hun, Except I Already Have 3 Sides of Myself To deal with! 2cryin 2ack2


Rascal..then have 4 sides!! lmao What is one more? lol


OK!!! Roll Eyes Out Of Balance Lawn Mower Riders Always Right!!! Roll Eyes
 
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Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
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Originally posted by Houston:
Typical answer... lol... Ignoring the havok and pain and suffering they cause all over the place... Us men, we got a heart too! lmao


Best Answer Yet! Wink


Oy Rascal!..you are my buddy, be on my side here! lol Big Grin


I Would Hun, Except I Already Have 3 Sides of Myself To deal with! 2cryin 2ack2


Rascal..then have 4 sides!! lmao What is one more? lol


OK!!! Roll Eyes Out Of Balance Lawn Mower Riders Always Right!!! Roll Eyes




See Houston!! We are always right lmao! Big Grin

Thank you MIR! Wink (I owe you one Big Grin )

Talking of lawn mowers, mine is going out of balance again Big Grin yeeee haaaah


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BE CAREFUL!!!!! The Doctor Asks? Who Is The father??? You Reply. JOHN DEER! Big Grin CUB CADET! Big Grin, MURRAY! Big Grin TORO! Big Grin POOR DOC Going Into Cardiac!!! 2ack2
 
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BE CAREFUL!!!!! The Doctor Asks? Who Is The father??? You Reply. JOHN DEER! Big Grin CUB CADET! Big Grin, MURRAY! Big Grin TORO! Big Grin POOR DOC Going Into Cardiac!!! 2ack2


Nope it will be Troy Bilt in my case lol


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BE CAREFUL!!!!! The Doctor Asks? Who Is The father??? You Reply. JOHN DEER! Big Grin CUB CADET! Big Grin, MURRAY! Big Grin TORO! Big Grin POOR DOC Going Into Cardiac!!! 2ack2


Nope it will be Troy Bilt in my case lol


Troy Built you say??? GOOD CHOICE!! Wink Just As Long as Its Not INTERNATIONAL! Wink Be twinns For Sure!!! 2ack2
 
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceededto the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do either one.'
 
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Funny Picts.

 
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LOL! I think I will qualify as a female IT expert then, judging from this last post. Big Grin


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